{"id":6538,"date":"2024-03-28T23:15:28","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T05:15:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/?p=6538"},"modified":"2024-03-28T23:15:30","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T05:15:30","slug":"barber-trip-1-malfunction-junction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/2024\/03\/barber-trip-1-malfunction-junction\/","title":{"rendered":"Barber Trip 1: Malfunction Junction"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Most of the first day was on US 36, which I&#8217;ve done several times now. When I drive cross-country, I generally listen to podcasts. There&#8217;s a guy I listen to who likes to make 6-hour long episodes about history. Today&#8217;s episode was part two of two about the Vikings, Halfway through it, I realized I had listened to part one on this same road on last year&#8217;s trip. I&#8217;ve probably just developed a weird association between Kansas and the Vikings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I spent the first night in Abilene, Kansas, in a room with a view of the onramp for eastbound I-70. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I brought a small cooler full of soft drinks that I figured I&#8217;d be able to fill with ice every morning at my motel and have cold drinks for the day. &#8220;Man plans, God laughs!&#8221; Not here, Bucko, the ice machine is out of order. A sign taunts me: &#8220;Working hard to fix this problem&#8221; They dated it. They&#8217;ve been working hard on it for nearly a year. It&#8217;s the worst motel room I\u2019ve ever had. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After being in the car all day, I didn&#8217;t want to drive anywhere and I wanted to walk. There was an Arby&#8217;s across the street, so I hoofed it over there. There are no crosswalks or sidewalks, of course. Although I was crossing a four-lane divided road without a crosswalk, I wasn&#8217;t defying death: the four-lane road has almost no traffic, even though it&#8217;s an I-70 interchange. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everything in sight is run down. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"584\" height=\"847\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-6543\" data-id=\"6543\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.37.58s.jpg?resize=584%2C847\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.37.58s.jpg?resize=706%2C1024 706w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.37.58s.jpg?resize=207%2C300 207w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.37.58s.jpg?resize=768%2C1114 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.37.58s.jpg?w=1024 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Tornado Alley<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"584\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-6541\" data-id=\"6541\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.26.45s.jpg?resize=584%2C450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.26.45s.jpg?resize=1024%2C789 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.26.45s.jpg?resize=300%2C231 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.26.45s.jpg?resize=768%2C592 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.26.45s.jpg?resize=389%2C300 389w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.26.45s.jpg?w=1329 1329w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.26.45s.jpg?w=1168 1168w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Working Hard<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"584\" height=\"779\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-6542\" data-id=\"6542\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.30.46s.jpg?resize=584%2C779\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.30.46s.jpg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.30.46s.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/grunschev.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/2024-03-13-19.30.46s.jpg?w=1024 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Misspelled Self-Portrait<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn&#8217;t want to walk up to the drive-through (which I&#8217;ve done at my bank) so I went to the Burger King next door instead. The service was slow at BK so the gal who filled my order upgraded my fries and drink. I wasn\u2019t going to take the upgraded drink until I realized I could fill this giant cup up with ice and put it in my cooler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">That Sinking Feeling<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>After watching some TV, I went out to the car to grab my water bottle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had parked my car in a spot that guaranteed that everybody saw it. It was well-lit, and everybody who came into the parking lot swept it with their headlights. It was a very good example of the exact opposite of invisible. Nobody could <em>not<\/em> see it. And yet&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My heart sank when I walked out the door. Somebody had backed into my car. No note under my wiper. From the damage, it was obviously done by a truck with a trailer hitch. 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He said he\u2019d have a look at the security camera footage and went into the back room. A few minutes later he returned, saying he couldn\u2019t access the camera footage as he didn\u2019t have the password.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We went outside and looked around the parking lot. Most of the vehicles in the parking lot were pickup trucks and most of them had trailer hitches. I found two trucks that were candidates, with hitches at the right height. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I was taking photos of one of the candidate trucks, a man came toward me. My first thought was that he belonged to the truck I just photographed and was going to give me grief about taking pictures. I was wrong. He asked if I was the owner of \u201cthe green car\u201d. He said he was the one who backed into it. I took photos of his truck, proof of insurance, and driver&#8217;s license. \u201cIt was dark; I didn\u2019t see your car.\u201d I have no words.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, I\u2019m in a cheap motel. But this could have happened in any parking lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had difficulty falling asleep, and when I woke up for a bathroom break, I couldn\u2019t get back to sleep. Tomorrow\u2019s going to be a long day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of the first day was on US 36, which I&#8217;ve done several times now. When I drive cross-country, I generally listen to podcasts. There&#8217;s a guy I listen to who likes to make 6-hour long episodes about history. 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